i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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