I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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