nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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