So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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