We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
