There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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