I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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