I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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