And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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