Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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