Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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