Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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