I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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