she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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