you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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