Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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