I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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