If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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