i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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