real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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