She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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