Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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