It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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