before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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