Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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