So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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