I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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