I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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