Got a toothbrush?
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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