so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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