just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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