you guys were way drunker than both of me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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