yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Randomize
