I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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