1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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