Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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