i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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