Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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