Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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