theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think people are normalizing furries
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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