"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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