I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm getting married
To pizza
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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