My first STD was from a foam party
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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