You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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