i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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