My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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