So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
And then he peed in my hair
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