I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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