I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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