dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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