oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
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I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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